You Know You Live in Denver if..

This is mostly for Kaze:
1. You know that you will get a migraine without sunglasses.
2. Your wardrobe is made up of the following colors: green, off green, olive green, brown, and tan with a splash of sage.
3. You don't know any fat people.
4. You have a favorite Rocky's commercial.
5. You have friends who absolutely love it here, and 90% of those friends are from Texas, Illinois, or Wisconsin. And none of them are from the west coast.
6. You give a knowing "I'm sorry" when someone says they grew up in Aurora.
7. You aren't allowed to say any spanish location names with anything other than the worst gringo pornuciation (Limon "lymen"--Sangre De Cristos"Sangra Duh Kristoes" and Fruita "Frootuh").
8. You know 5 people who own Subarus.
9. You know people are not referring to hermits when they refer to someone as "mountain people." That just means they live up the hill.
10. Even though it was 70 degrees today, you know it could snow tomorrow-seriously.
11. You remember the day the weather man was right.
12. You know what it means when a gay guy goes to Trinidad for the month.\
13. You know what 14er's are.
14. Have alot more energy when you visit someplace at sea level.
15. Require a water bottle on your bedside table, and use it at least three times in the middle of the night because you have been awaked by the feeling of your throat gluing itself to itself.